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[flammadecinis]

[Alisha is trying so hard to stick her tiny needle claws into Basil and it is doing Nothing. She has to get through not only clothing, but pangolin dragon scales, and like... yeah she's too small. Why is Basil so hard to biscuits >:(]

I've never had one before. You should've seen me in the pet store trying to figure out what the fuck to give her. ...she won't eat pet food. She refuses. I have to feed her whatever I'm eating, or something close to it, or she'll have a fucking fit.

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[Oh...that gets Basil to laugh, his nose scrunching up.]

That's where you messed up, I think...of course she'd only want people food now!

[How could you expect her to eat that PEASANT SCHLOP]

[flammadecinis]

You don't even know. I thought she'd be fine, and then she jumped five feet in the air to rip the ham out of my sandwich!

[Rosso tells this story with a dramatic flare, leaning back and flipping his wrist about.

Alisha just squeaks in affirmation. She did that. She did steal the ham. It was delicious.]

Ever since then, it's just a battle. A bunch of people came to help me at the pet store and she's totally ungrateful!

[Alisha goes mewww! very cutely because she is a baby and you can't get mad at her :3c it's illegal :3c]

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[The idea of Alisha, this little blob of a cat, being able to jump up to get ham out of a sandwich is...really funny. So funny in fact that Basil can't help but giggle to think about it, looking down at said cat blob who he is still petting.]

It sounds like she just wants your attention, Mr. Rosso.

[Look at her! She's just a baby!!! She's never done anything wrong ever in her entire life]

[flammadecinis]

No! She wants my fucking ham!

[Alisha goes :3 yes :3 she would like the ham. Rosso has no ham right now, but when he does? It is Her Ham.]

She steals food from my boyfriend all the time, too! She's lucky she's cute.

[yeah Rosso you let her know how cute she is, especially when she blinks between Basil and him like ":3c am babby".]

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Heheh...she is really cute.

[Look at her. She's a mochi. A marshmallow. How could you be mad. How DARE you not give her your ham.]

It's probably nice to have something like this from home too, right?

[Especially when it's an actual creature. You don't get Alishas on earth.]

[flammadecinis]

...yeah. I mean... I dunno. If anyone else I knew showed up in this place, I'd be downright furious with them.

[It would

not be their fault, but ok.]

A little animal like Alisha, though... I mean, that's fine. I guess things aren't all bad at home if something like her can show up.

[Everything is Probably Fine?]

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[Basil isn't sure what he'd do, if someone from home showed up. It's...something he's tried not to think too hard about, because it just makes him sad. And anxious. For various reasons.

But you know, being furious is a super valid reaction and he totally undderstands.]

Yeah! That's a good way to think about it, I think...I'd be happy to have something like her around.